What Are The Different Types of Clients?

What Are The Different Types of Clients?

The answer is that there is no easy way to classify these clients. The average client will know at once what kind of client a man is when he walks in, even though that classification will be hard to put into words. Many factors go into classifying a client, such as their age, sex ability, their manners, their hygiene, and mental health. Below we try to classify clients into simple types that are a mash-up of all the factors above.

Excellent Clients

Excellent clients are the best of the bunch. They tend to express the best of each trait whenever they come in, and sessions with them are always fun for the escort. Excellent clients are very respectful to the escort, to her place, and themselves. They arrive on time for the session or come with an apology gift if they come late. They know how to give a good company, too; they understand that it's not all about sex. They will go ahead of themselves by planning dinners and foreign excursions. They do not patronize the escort at all; they know the business at hand.

Excellent escorts tend to know what they want, probably because they are confident individuals or are just used to the escort system. They know how to treat an escort right in bed, and they know who is in charge. An excellent client usually ranks high with their sex skills too and knows that there are two partners in any sexual arrangement that deserve to be pleased. An escort will consider a client excellent if his hygiene is above par, and if he comes off as smart and well put together. An excellent client is knowledgeable about certain things already. They don't ask about everything.

Escorts tend to have no major expectations about clients, but any client that surprises an escort with anything is always bound to fall into her 'excellent' category. Excellent clients don't fall in love with their escorts, because they know how the trade operates. Excellent clients are more likely to score repetitive appointments with the same escort or get such good reviews that all escorts in an area want them. Ultimately, excellent clients are those that make an escort's trade easier and more fun. Also, it's no secret, but almost all excellent clients are men with enough money to spend and no problem spending it. Respect and manners play into the mix, but money remains the top distinguisher. Surprisingly, looks aren't such big draws here. Escorts have learned that some of the most handsome men are the biggest jerks of all.

Good Clients

Good clients come second in rank. They are what an escort gets when an excellent client loses some of their distinguishing traits. Good escorts know how the escort business works. Even then, they don't always play by the rules. Good clients might be respectful to an escort when they feel like it. When they don't, they can be rather disrespectful.

Good escorts tend to be extremely charming, so much that it is easy to like them and downplay their worst tendencies. Good escorts know what they want from an escort and how to get it. They also know how to make it work in the sheets, and they'll be wondering if they choose to. Good escorts can be gentlemen, or they can be jerks and still get forgiven for it. They might try something that wasn't discussed in bed, knowing only too well that it wasn't. They might bring gifts and tips well, but they can also choose to be late and not apologize at all. Good escorts will know the value of a good dinner or date with an escort, but they might or never suggest it. Good clients tend to be handsome and dashing in addition to being wealthy, traits that can floor an escort even when the client is a jerk once in a while.

Ultimately, 'good clients' are those that fall between excellent and mediocre. They don't go about their business well enough to charm every escort immediately, but they are passable. They tend to be charming but quite faulty. They might or might not get recommendations from escorts. If they do, the recommendations come with a disclaimer. The same applies to get repetitive appointments. Good clients tend to have the money to spend but aren't as free to spend it as an excellent client would. Their money, looks, and charm are usually the best thing about them.

Mediocre Clients

When your client doesn't qualify as good but is still passable, know that you have on your hands and mediocre client. Mediocre clients tend to have a lot of negative traits thrown in with a few good traits. They would be good, but they are usually not as charming as good clients. They are bland in conversation and personality, and even when a little spark happens, it is often temporary. Mediocre clients can be respectful, but they usually mess it up by being too respectful to the extent of being sappy. Others are disrespectful. An average client is likely to try and circumvent the rules an escort has in place. Many mediocre clients can be patronizing to escorts and overemphasize how manly they are or how big they are down there.

Disappointingly, they are also very likely to underperform in bed. Mediocre clients tend to come in within realistic expectations, too, but might tamp them down. They can also try to get abusive. Average clients tend to lack any charm, so keeping an escort interested might be hard. They also come in with not-so-great hygiene, and they might act affected when asked to shower first. Even more annoyingly, mediocre clients think their money makes them the king of the world. You get an average client when all the good and excellent clients choose someone else. You'll know you have a mediocre client when their positives are way too low compared to their negatives.

The only reason most escorts work with mediocre clients is that they have some money to spend, and they might be good in bed. None of the traits above is guaranteed, though; it's hit and misses. Respect and manners are some of the good traits mediocre clients don't have. They aren't gentlemen, most likely working-class men instead. Unsurprisingly, they are very likely to review an escort poorly on a website because of their high expectations. Escorts are also very likely to recommend them to their fellow escorts.

Terrible Clients

The clients every escort worries about are the terrible clients. They are the worst clients possible, the nightmares. They come with every bad trait possible, and they know it. They are the exact opposite of excellent clients. You'll know it's a terrible client when he or she starts by being disrespectful to you, even before you meet for your session. They might use an abusive term or two in their first conversations. Even when you meet, their disrespect is unavoidable. They will not follow your rules and will try to handle them, unlike your earlier agreement.

They might be good looking or physically attractive, but that's the minority. Most will be the opposite. If excellent clients are confident about what they want, terrible clients are more likely to have an idea of it and still fail to ask for it. They will need to be guided by the escort. Terrible clients tend to be egocentric, too, always looking to have their ego stroked. A terrible client will or will not be good in bed. If they are good, they might mess things up by being too rough or unpleasant during sex. If they are lousy, they will try to blame the escort for their errors. They think of only their pleasure. They will not be gentlemen enough to understand that being a good company is important or that proper hygiene is crucial.

Most tellingly, these are the clients that are most likely to try and cheat you. They'll have excuses like they didn't come with cash or "can they pay will PayPal?". Even more tellingly, they are likely to have abusive and violent tendencies. They can act crazy and might force you into acts you didn't agree to. Ultimately, a terrible client makes you wish you weren't in business. They are more likely not to be good at what they do, and still lack the charm that would have made them passable. With them, you'll want the session to end as fast as possible. You will not bother recommending them after, and you definitely won't think about giving them any extra appointments in the future.

How to handle each type of client

Excellent clients

When you've got yourself an excellent client, you'll know it immediately. Handle him with care. Show him enough respect and pat his ego wherever possible. Be gracious and sexy the entire time. Be a good ride in bed and an even better date. If he has any unattractive traits, try to avoid noting them. You're providing company as a service, so make sure you're great. The best escorts are good listeners, good would-be girlfriends, funny, open-minded. Make him want to come back. Be flirty like flirting is everything. At the same time, stay classy and poised. Don't fall all over him, and don't fall in love. That's all part of what he is paying for.

Good clients

Good clients don't get as much juice as excellent clients. Play to their strengths and highlight them. An ego patting schedule is necessary. Notice their ugly traits early on and be on the alert about them. Know how far you intend to go with him. Make sure to remind him firmly what your limits are. Be fun and personable, and engaging the whole time. Don't patronize him or disrespect him. Don't fall all over him either. Don't get intimidated by his good looks or charm to forfeit your payment. Don't forget to maintain your poise; that's your value. Be a meteor in bed.

Mediocre clients

The best you can do with a mediocre client is respect them and keep their ego above water. They don't deserve much, so give them only what they paid for. Be good company, not a judgmental freak. And please stay classy.

Terrible clients

When he shows the first signs that he might be a terrible client, tune your handling style to match his antics. Don't be a wuss: state your boundaries at the very beginning and be prepared to remind him of them when he starts to stray. Say no gently when he tries to force you into anything. Be ready to cancel the session if he gets too rowdy. Pat his ego whenever possible; they love it when you do. Don't patronize him either. Cancel him altogether and mark his details, so you never have to book him again.

Conclusion

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