Sassy Eva

Bio:

Elite, INDEPENDENT young GYM FIT hottie | "MODEL" Face and Figure | The ULTIMATE indistinguishable GFE | 1 min walk from Liverpool Str station

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"She's the hottest woman I've ever seen, brilliantly funny, incredibly kind and sexy as f--k!"
~ Half Cup Cafe (Breakfast served all day, only 7.99)

"She's really good at maths, especially fractions"
~ Rufus, my dealer

Oh OK, so you may have guessed one or two of the above testimonies are made up BUT... look at my pictures, they are not. You like?? They don't lie. All recent. All ME.

Q's & A's

Yeah, yeah, Eva but what about your face?
I hear you. My face doesn't show but it doesn't disappoint either. The reason (privacy) is obvious so you'll just have to trust me won't you. I am in fact, physically incapable of lying due to impeccable parental upbringing in my formative years... hmmm, perhaps that's why I'm squinty.

Eva, you sound incredibly English for a Polish bird?
I've lived here a long time, enough to assimilate the language and all its nuances. I even think in English (which admittedly isn't much). My accent is still Polish though, you'll love it. And me.

Still reading? Why not skip the rest of my blurb and give me a call? You are going to have an AMAZING TIME and life is short!

SUPER FRIENDLY, "eager to please" brunette, GIRLFRIEND material

Genetically blessed with model looks, long shiny brunette hair, dazzling blue eyes, pert NATURAL breasts and a toned, gym fit body. Always impeccably dressed to impress (and just as impeccable undressed).

I am a GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE SPECIALIST. A very SENSUAL girl with the EXCEPTIONAL BEDROOM SKILLS and attention that one would assume of a real girlfriend. These are not confined to just physical skills but also to listening and empathy and intelligent conversation and also talking bollocks.

If this all sounds appetizing, then support your local courtesan by booking either with a phone call or text. I don't use WhatsApp. Please refrain from emails or using the messaging system as I am not as quick with responding to those.

I expect you to shower at my place. On offer is a fine range of toiletries and fresh towels... even hot running water! I make a similar amount of effort for you before meeting (in fact more). You will be rewarded with an unrestricted choice from my EXTENSIVE ENJOYS LIST which I'll bestow upon you with lavish attention and enthusiasm.

And you'll be back for more, I guarantee it.

Eva Xx