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• tnxx

  Oct 2026

  Headline:
  Another Brazilian bait-and-switch who doesn’t know a word of English. Avoid at all costs!!

  The Juicy Details:
  Avoid this one. For your own sake please avoid this one. She promises she is the woman in the photo with no proof whatsoever (she isn’t) and makes false promises. I requested for the use body oil before the meet to which she agreed. And then she declined it during the meet. Off to a great start eh? She rushes you and and spams texts if you don’t show up at the exact minute you schedule which is actually understandable but she is not worth the rush at all. Booked a 30 minute session and met her. She isn’t the woman in the photos as I’ve said. She’s more of a slim thick type. Tatted up with a mom belly. Which is fine. Late 20s/mid 30s and decently attractive. If you are like me and have a thing for thick/bigger women you’d let this slide as she was decently attractive and very enthusiastic at the beginning of the meet. And that’s where the positives end… Almost all communication was done via translator. Seriously I can count on my hand how many words of English she knew which is unacceptable seeing as she spoke perfect English when setting up the meet (probably via translator). She does not offer anything except classic service and OW. She doesn’t even do handjobs without a condom. OW was robotic, quiet and unenthusiastic. No buildup, no kissing, no foreplay, no touching, no chemistry. Just straight into OW. Then it was time for service. Standard and boring. Fake moans and no encouragement. No dirty talk as she can’t speak English as you can imagine. You can’t even touch her breasts… like I said, avoid this one at all costs. She can do a few positions which was fun but of course, she started pointing at the timer. As I got closer to the end of the session she kept stopping to get her translator to tell me to hurry up. Which of course turned me right off. Didn’t even finish. Waste of my time and money. Left her place immediately and didn’t even say bye back to her. Many regrets. Unless this is your last option or you want an intentionally bad experience, avoid her at all costs!!!

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