Headline:
Do not mistake a high price with high quality - please be warned
The Juicy Details:
Knowing that I was visiting York, I set about arranging a meet in good time. I booked Grace by email through AdultWork. It was haphazard as replies to my emails were abrupt when answered and many didn't actually get answered. However, what I could see of her photos she would be stunning, plus I had wanted to meet for several years, but could never reach her when in town.
I booked 2 hour incall at £390, having increase from 90 minutes because it was just £40 more. On the day, my booking was from 9.00-11.00pm, but my train was delayed by an hour. I messaged her and tried to call her, but hoped she would have received my messages. She had already told me where to go and the gate code etc.
At 9.30pm I arrived at her apartment, went upstairs and was let in. I was immediately taken by her appearance. Blonde, slim, nicely made up, Was wearing a long black dress and gold heels. I followed her into the bedroom where she got on to the bed, drinking something alcoholic from a can. I got on the bed too.
It soon become apparent that this was going to be a difficult punt. There was no interest in any physical contact, instead she tried to keep me talking. I hoped it would break the ice as I tried good conversation, but it was laboured and hard work. She continued to drink. I was not offered so much as a glass of water.
I kept an eye on the time. After an hour, I decided I had to make a move and asked if I could kiss her. She agreed, but it was like (what I imagine) kissing a dead body. There was nothing there. When I suggested more, she looked at her watch and said she wanted to see how much time was left. Well, another hour I said!
She took her clothes off and she asked if I would like to go down on her. I did, and there was a whiff of odour down there. Not great, but being British...I carried on. And on. And on. Left a bit, down a bit, suck harder. All of these commands were issued to me, but after an age I could see nothing was going to cum of this. She said would you like to 69? Yes please. We got in position and whilst I enthusiastically and nobly resumed my duty, she did not even touch my old man. Maybe it was unpleasant for her - but she NEVER offered me use of her shower on arrival.
I finished off with mish. It was soon over and she immediately looked at her watch and started to get dressed. Thats it I thought, game over.
I did not get the £10 change from the £400 I handed over, and it was already a very expensive punt. I left, but felt hurt that this was one of the worst, if not the worst value punt, I have ever had.
In reviews, we gents often say things like - great service, wonderful oral, no clock watching. This was regretfully the absolute polar opposite. As such, I regret that I felt compelled to leave this review on here to try and warn others. I would have left a review on AW, but unfortunately I did not put a booking through the system so could not leave feedback. That was a mistake.
She is 32 by the way, home counties, and used to be on the game in Leeds. Without wishing to be nasty, she is rather unhinged and on one of the spectrums mentally. I toyed and asked her if she was a 'bunny boiler'? That went over her head and I did not go as far as explaining, but I think that description is apt. She is in debt...and I have no doubt that she is doing this reluctantly for the money and really does not like punters.
Would I return? No. That is an absolute and easy answer to give. I would rather keep the money and recommend to my brethren on here to please take heed, do the same, and look elsewhere. There is much better ladies to visit who leave you walking on air, not under a cloud.
Sorry Grace - 4/10 is generous.
