The Hot Spot: The Escort Bible for the Buckinghamshire city of Milton Keynes: Your guide to escorting in Milton Keynes
Escort and Escort Rankings writer Redhotrio chats to Lyra who is a Milton Keynes Escort and female bodybuilder and offers muscle worship escort services. The Birth of The New Towns Milton Keynes is the largest settlement in Buckinghamshire. In the 1960s, due to the housing congestion in London, the government organised the building
Escort and Escort Rankings writer Redhotrio chats to Lyra who is a Milton Keynes Escort and female bodybuilder and offers muscle worship escort services.
The Birth of The New Towns
Milton Keynes is the largest settlement in Buckinghamshire. In the 1960s, due to the housing congestion in London, the government organised the building of several new towns with Milton Keynes being the largest housing a population of 250,000.
Milton Keynes has evidence of occupation since the Neolithic period, with a large hoard of Bronze Age jewellery being discovered, suggesting that historical Milton Keynes was a wealthy settlement.
The design of the town sought to eradicate traffic jams. They developed a grid of roads with plenty of shared paths for cyclists and pedestrians. They also decided to have a height limit of 3 storeys outside of the city centre.
Interesting facts about Milton Keynes
Bletchley Park is the site of the World War Two Allied Code Breaking and Colossus, the world's first programmable, electronic, digital computer.Thousands flock each year to this revered heritage site.
Starship Technologies is an experimental tech firm inventing autonomous delivering robots. In 2020 the creators said Milton Keynes had the world's largest fleet of automatons. Other projects include the Lutz Pathfinder which is a self-driving vehicle.
Milton Keynes was the home of the UKs first multiplex cinema and the rust dissolver WD40 was produced here.
Pose For Me
Muscle worship or Sthenolagnia is a form of body worship where one person- the worshipper touches the muscles of another-the dominant in a sexually arousing way. The practice can involve wrestling holds and lifts and also rubbing, licking, and massaging of the dominant's body. The dominant is always a lot more hench than the worshipper, who is usually small and skinny. Often classed as a BDSM practice, the force or pain involved depends on what the fetishists desire. Some dominants may like to pin the small worshipper down so that they are in direct contact with their muscles.
A lot of bodybuilders do muscle worship sessions for money reasons only as bodybuilding can be a fickle business and doesn't always guarantee steady income.
It is rumoured that Arnold Schwarzenegger did it. It also gives fans a chance to be close to a bodybuilder that they idolise.
Body Beautiful
Lyra, 32, started bodybuilding in her mid twenties: “I was always into fitness when I was younger but I was a really lean girl. I wanted to train to be strong and my goal was to compete in bodybuilding competitions. Muscly women have always been the aesthetic I aspired to. I lost my husband who didn't like the way I began to look as I trained hard and my biceps were bigger than his! We divorced and my whole life's focus was on being healthy and competing. If someone can't handle my passion, then they don't belong in my life.”
Lyra heard about muscle worship sessions through a fellow female competitor: “Sometimes there is a lull in between competitions and so I sell videos on a fetish website of me flexing and posing naked. It's hard to get a “normal” job when you look like I do. I'm quite intimidating.” Lyra came up with the idea of doing meets in real time when her videos became popular: “I never do it in my house but always in a hotel so I feel safe and have my privacy respected.” She doesn't have sex or give oral or masturbation: “The meetings normally consist of them watching me pose and they admire my muscles and then I undress and let them massage me, but never on my genitals. They pleasure themselves, but I never touch them. Sometimes if I am doing a more dominant session, I straddle them or put their neck in a choke hold, but only for a couple of minutes so they can feel my strength. I am always careful not to cause injury. I still class what I do as escorting because people are getting sexual gratification off me in person and paying me for the privilege.”
Lyra isn't bothered about other competitors knowing about her side hustle: “A lot of bodybuilders do it so they can't really say anything. Organisers know it goes on but they think of it as a good promotion and turn a blind eye.”
Lyra doesn't see much of her family: “They are a bit shocked by how I look. I know it is extreme to some people, but I am happy and in good health and I'm achieving my goals. What's wrong with that?”
Lyra plans to continue escorting until she can't compete anymore: “Eventually I would love to train others, especially women, to do as I have done. Your sexuality should never stop you from chasing your dreams.”
Brawny Memories
Lyra had one client who wanted her to carry him over her shoulder up the street when it was rush hour: “He wanted to be humiliated, so we went up the main road. He was slung over my shoulder and he weighed nothing being such a small, slim guy. I wasn't embarrassed. At this point I am used to people looking at me.”
She had another client who brought some gold body paint with him and painted her body. He then took lots of pictures saying that he would get lots of pleasure out of them later. He called her his “Golden Goddess”.
Night Berth: Hotels in Milton Keynes
Doubletree By Hilton Milton Keynes £47 p/n. (MK1 1ST) Good location in a retail park so close to eateries and transport links. The rooms are a good size and have coffee makers. There is also room service and an all you can eat breakfast.
Hotel La Tour £54 p/n. (MK9 3FP) the hotel overlooks Campbell Park and is close to the city centre and shopping mall.
Mercure Milton Keynes Hotel £46 p/n (MK8 8LY) Located next to the Abbey Hill Golf Centre and transport links. They offer 24 hour room service and have beautiful views. The breakfast buffet is a winner with guests.
Edibles: Restaurants in Milton Keynes
DeRoka Turkish Mediterranean Restaurant (The Hub MK9 2FS) A family run locale that prides themselves on warm customer service. They offer traditional Mediterranean fare. Itsu (The Centre MK9 3BA) Japanese sushi, salads and noodle dishes.There is sometimes limited seating so check before you go.
Drinkables: Cocktail Bars in Milton Keynes
Be at One (MK9 2FB) Cosy and intimate with an outside area to enjoy cocktails in the Summer months. They have a varied cocktail
menu including festive choices and a wide range of spirits, wines and bubbles. Cosy Club (MK9 3PD) A locale with a high glamour vibe, they serve a bevy of cocktails from 9am. They have 2 for 1 cocktails between 4pm and 8pm Sunday to Tuesday.
Wearables: Lingerie Shopping in Milton Keynes
Victoria's Secret (MK9 3GB) Revel in the experience of the world famous store and purchase some beautiful high end lingerie that will no doubt set your clients' pulses racing.
Driveables: Taxi Services Milton Keynes
001 Royal Cabs Milton Keynes (01908 444444)
Fast, friendly, reliable service. They are a well known company in the area with many loyal customers.
Sexual Health Services Milton Keynes
No. 624 icaSh Milton Keynes (MK9 2FX)
They offer STI and HIV testing and free condoms as well as different forms of contraception and healthcare advice.
The Stables Theatre in Wavendon is a venue that puts on over 400 concerts of all genres each year.
Bletchley Park Museum showcases wartime cryptography and a working replica of the Colossus computer.
The Milton Keynes Museum has an exhibition showing the story of rural life before the modern Milton Keynes was built along with the British Telecom collection and the original concrete cows.
Milton Keynes is a fairly modern town with a vast number of inhabitants ready and waiting for you to shower them with your services. A perfect stop off on your tour schedule for down South.
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