Lana

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Escort reviews (11)

• punterking

  Nov 2023

  Headline:
  Looks much older than pictures and she is built like a Russian tank. There was an awful smell hanging in the apartment, like she just finished a hard sport session. I made excuses and wanted to leave. Only for the brave!

  The Juicy Details:
  Looks much older than pictures and she is built like a Russian tank. There was an awful smell hanging in the apartment, like she just finished a hard sport session. I made excuses and wanted to leave, but she didn’t let me go and blocked the doorway. She insisted I pay her £50 for the cancellation. I was close to vomiting from the bad smell and wanted out. She took her phone out and started dialing some people, I think it was her pimp. I wasn’t looking for a confrontation, so I paid her £50 and I was ready to go, when the doorbell rang. It was her pimp, an aggressive looking Eastern European guy. He started yelling at me in broken English. She told her pimp I was wasting her time and she asked me for more money another £100. I told both of them I was going to call the police, but they both laughed at me. I quickly moved passed the guy to the door and left. All together it was an awful experience.

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• irateu

  Jan 2023

  Headline:
  Lana is a mature, tall, sexy BBW (Size 18-20) escort. Her pictures are recent and genuine.

  The Juicy Details:
  Lana is 'the genuine article' a good-looking BBW (Size 18-20) escort - very professional, a good sense of humour, a friendly disposition, keeping you relax and with tremendous curves. Voluptuous could be another word for Lana, she has very large natural breasts. Lana possesses a gentle touch with terrific oral technique including plenty of eye contact and gives a genuine 'Girl-friend Experience'. Lana is a woman who gives a wonderful service. I will be back soon. Highly recommended.

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• colingalahan

  Oct 2022

  Headline:
  Provider is a huge overweight Russian lady, I was in shock when I saw her, she is quite a bit older than her pictures, I would say in her sixties at least.

  The Juicy Details:
  When I rang the bell, I heard a loud voice, saying “door is open”. I went through a narrow hallway, where adjacent there was a sitting room. “Come in” , she said. I heard Russian voices, the provider was watching television, “I have my own satellite”, she said. Before I could say anything she said, “Go to the bedroom, I meet you there”. When she stood up, I realized the enormity of her body. I am into BBW types, but this was out of a horror story, I thought I was at a Halloween party. I tried to run for the door but she blocked me. “ 50 pounds cancellation fee” she said, as she was standing in between me and the door. I said, why? You’re not my type. “50 pounds or I call the heavies”, she said, when she was playing with her phone. I had no choice but to pay and leave. All in all, an awful experience, never go back.

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• MunchkinPuss

  Jul 2020

  Headline:
  An incredible 69, I could have easily munched away down there all day!

  The Juicy Details:
  Straight to the room for an amazing massage than turned into an oral. It was followed by an incredible 69. I could have easily munched away down there all day! Sex followed with her bouncing about on top of me then shot my bolt in doggy. I couldn't just leave it at that, she is lovely and tight and feels great. I carried on until I hope she had come at least once.

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• Problematic

  Jul 2020

  Headline:
  I found my perfect escort. Lana is all I need, accomplished, professional, experienced, friendly, sweet and has a great knowledge of the psychology of men and great understanding of physical and emotional in sex.

  The Juicy Details:
  Lana is the most experienced escort and a true professional. She is not just a sex worker, she has knowledge of sex on another level. She told me she dedicated her life in discovering and understanding more about sex and physical relationship between people and the direct effect of it to the mind state of a person. I told her the problem I had and she promised she can help. After a few visits and talking to her I overcame my barriers and was feeling incredible. She helped me to be a better man, returned my self-esteem and I can not be grateful enough to her for that. I will certainly continue seeing her and can recommend her to all!!!

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• Helsing

  Jun 2020

  Headline:
  Lana is a perfect escort. Mature and experienced she knows exactly what she is doing, and she is doing it great. I will, without doubt, return to see Lana!

  The Juicy Details:
  Lana is a great looking curvy mature lady, with a fantastic sense of humour, sweet personality, very caring and patient. I feel like I hit the jackpot with her. I am relatively new to this, and my experiences vary. With Lana, I had the most amazing xp and I can't wait to see her again. Her body is perfect in my opinion, she has a pleasant face and she is really good at what she is doing. For now, I only tried vanilla stuff, as OWO, covered sex various positions, boobjob and erotic massage, but I am planning to try her dominating skills as she is a woman I can trust with dominating me. Perfect escort! Highly recommended!

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• ParksonDayle

  Jun 2020

  Headline:
  We took step by step and she was making me feel more relaxed and liberated.

  The Juicy Details:
  This lady is a keeper! I turned her for help, getting a recommendation as a very professional and helpful woman, and she was wonderful! We took step by step and she was making me feel more relaxed and liberated. Eventually, I got to that point where I have no problem anymore! This woman is better than a doctor, just spend time with her just for pleasure or for other needs, you won't regret it!

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• KidAtHeart554

  Dec 2019

  Headline:
  Very enjoyable GFE experience from the moment we met. It was on!

  The Juicy Details:
  Had an unforgettable day with Lana. We met for a day and I told her that I wanted that GFE experience that I had never really have in a very long time. Lana allowed me to plan the date and I include everything from bowling to dinner to the movie theater. That girl knows how to have fun and that is what we did. It was as if we knew each other for a long, long time. We also did a lot of touching and kissing. We had a fabulous. experience

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• WinstonKelly76

  Sep 2019

  Headline:
  Big busted, and mature with skills in Tantric massage. She knows how to make a man feel amazing!

  The Juicy Details:
  Lana was good at giving massages . She is a busty and bodacious woman, but she knew how to throw her weight around to make me feel needed and satisfied. She exemplified and acted out sexual theater to play with my mind and it worked.

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• VinceGordone8

  Aug 2019

  Headline:
  Great time with Lana. She was a pleasure to be with; fun and just plain nice.

  The Juicy Details:
  Lana had large titties, which was really nice to look at. As she performed massage services on me, I couldn't help looking at those big boobs. I am a boob lover and you could say I am obsessed with breasts. And so, Lana really made my day!

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• CharlieDeluxe

  Jun 2019

  Headline:
  Lana is experienced in various kinds of massages including the traditional Japanaese massges, which I love.

  The Juicy Details:
  For a mature woman, Lana was amazing. She brought her experience to the session and it paid off. She knew how to use her hands for the Tie and Tease message which I thoroughly enjoyed.

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