Helena Hott

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Escort reviews (2)

• north-east-81

  Jun 2023

  Headline:
  Her profile preaches all the usual brilliant stuff...

  The Juicy Details:
  Met Helen while she was touring in Aberdeen. Had always wanted to organise a meet with her, as her profile pics look great. She states 28 years old; pics suggest late 30s, early 40s perhaps. Reality... she is closer to 50, if not in her 50s. Which I don't mind, but it was a shock at first. Her English is quite poor, which contradicts her bio. But can speak enough to converse basically. However, the language barrier made it so, that the whole encounter became quite robotic and sterile. In her defence, she was polite and well mannered. She does carry a bit of weight around her waist, (or she certainly did when we meet) which isn't shown in her pics. Most likely because those pictures were taken some time ago. In her defence again, she does have epic tits... a great smile, and beautiful eyes too. No issues there. Once we began, it was sadly all very awkward. She attempted to put a condom on for OW, but OWO had been arranged prior to the meet. She accepted after I enquired, and OWO was given, albeit poorly. More of an emotionless HJ with benefits. Once we were all done there, we spoke as best we could about her life in Brazil, her tours, her interest. All the usual stuff you ask a travelling girl when they aren't that forthcoming. After our break, we went for another round, but this time, sex in multiple positions. It was okay. Not awful, but not great. Unfortunately, all very fake and put on. At this point, it had just been boiled down to basic transaction that it was... Money to rent her body. So, I just got on with it and tried to ignore her "pornstar" moans and groans. Once that was all over, we had about 10 minutes of the hour to go. We got dressed and I started to leave. She was sweet, kind and we said our goodbyes. At that point, another girl appeared in the doorway to the living room. She didn't engage with me or make eye contact, but clearly wanted her presence to be known. I'm assuming that this was a safety thing. It didn't bother me if being honest, as the whole interaction had been weird, so, who gives a fuck about just one more uncomfortable event, right? On leaving, Helen said, "next time Aberdeen, you call me" I said that I would. Being truthful... If I was to go back, I would have to take control of the meeting, and dictate its tempo. But, in reality, I'd probably spend my £150 on a tried and tested escort.

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• 20$inmypocket.rocket

  Feb 2023

  Headline:
  I should have just listen to other punters on ukpunting but curiosity was big…

  The Juicy Details:
  Previously known as Helena Diazz. I Loved that she didn’t have that fake bimbo look that so many of the Brazilian girls do! The girl I met was not this one in pics nor Brazilian. I see she works for a few years so maybe in some point was her, now it's def not. I was even okay with the fact she's in her 40s not 28 as stated on her adultwork profile, I like couguars but this was just BS. Dk weather they work together so they do this swap donkey shit but it doesn't matter. Avoid!

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