Headline:
The worst escort I've seen and it's not even close. Avoid at all costs unless you want to be disappointed.
The Juicy Details:
When I got to her address she was unable to open the door for reasons, and I had to wait about 20 mins for a relative of hers to get the spare key...ok it's unusual but it happens IIguess. Unfortunately, things only got worse from here.
She is nothing like her photos - it's the same person but her photos are probably taken 10-15 years ago. Upon entering she asked for money straight away, which I thought was strange as I was still standing in the entry hall. There were dogs incessantly barking in the very next room which was very annoying. I asked her if we were going upstairs to which she replied "no we will just use this room" - basically the entryway had a bed set up in the corner and this was expected to be where we would have sex...
As you can imagine, there is absolutely no privacy in such a setting, as on one side there was the front door, and the other side a door on the other side of which were the barking dogs and the sound of other inhabitants of the house. I could not be at ease here. Alexa was also constantly talking to someone on the phone on loudspeaker, which was just plain rude. Looking back I should've obviously not given her the money and just left, but I had been looking forward to this meet for a few days and had travelled nearly two hours, so I did not want to just head home. Even though all the signs were bad, I naively thought I could get through it, do the feed then leave. How wrong I was.
She did not provide the services that were agreed, one of which was owo. She kept trying to talk me into blowing me with a condom on, which was not what was agreed beforehand. In the end I just went with it since I was getting very horny - even though she's much older than in the pictures, her body was still ok. However, when it came to actually having sex, my worst nightmare was realised when I turned her over in doggy and was assaulted with ...the nasty smell of shit. There's really no way to sugarcoat this, she didn't wipe and the smell was putrid and overwhelming. I pumped away a few more times thinking I could just finish asap and leave, but it was impossible. I extricated myself as fast as I could (literally) and left. I didn't have the heart to tell her it was due to the smell and obvious lack of hygiene, and instead said it was the exposed room and lack of privacy (which was of courses also a factor but not why I couldn't finish). She was legitimately confused why I just pulled out, but yeah.
All in all, definitely a miserable experience and total waste of time. Don't be fooled by her pictures guys, you've been warned
